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Volver (15) Lust in La Mancha with the PRSD’s favourite director Pedro Almodovar. Oh, and don’t forget to pronounce it ‘boll-bear’ or Captn will be forced to snort at your extreme ignorance.
Eros (15) Wong Kar Wai, Steven Soderbergh and Michaelangelo Antonioni don their dirty macs (that’s not dirt – it’s spunk!) for this erotic anthology.
Casino Royale (12A) Featuring Daniel Craig getting whacked repeatedly
in the bollocks by a sadistic torturer with a bit of rope. Another one for all the family then.
The Queen (12A) Helen Mirren manages to keep her clothes on, you say? Give the lady a Bafta!
Romanzo Criminale (15) Sprawling Italian epic about three criminals who start a ruthless drugs organisation. What, like Boots?!
Brothers Of The Head (18) Conjoined twins become a rock’n’roll sensation in this faux documentary – yknow, a bit like Right Said Fred.
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